Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Been Busy...

Jim is back. Back again. Jim is back. Tell your friends.

For those not in the know I have been on vacation, then work, then vacation again. I have been gone for the twelve continuous days and it's good to be home. I try to keep such things private since I don't want all my swag stolen from my house by the meth addicts that live across the street because they knew I was on vacay because I put it on my blog.

Slow, not stupid.

So it goes a little something like this: I left Wednesday, November 7 for Washington DC, never been there before. My girlfriend went to law school there and was at some kind of legal conference and some political activist thing she's a part of. I vaguely know what these things are but they don't involve me and she doesn't care that I don't remember which is probably for the best since my memory is filled with memorizing important things like all the James Bond films in order. I stayed in DC until Sunday, November 11 and then flew to Indianapolis IN and drove an hour to Batesville IN where my friend from high school, Jessica, with her husband and three kids live. Woke up Monday at 6:00a and drove another hour to Cincinnati OH where I was at a conference for work. Monday night I drove to Dayton OH to get some co-workers that flew in and then drove them back Wednesday evening. Back for my part of the conference which ends Friday November 16, and I drive back to Batesville IN and spend Friday night and Saturday with Jess and her family. Sunday I drove to Indianapolis and jumped an earlier flight back to Orlando and drove back home to Ocala.

Whew.

And this is why my blog isn't updated.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

I'm still with you...

I got back from my travels Sunday (11/18). Tired. So tired. Thank God there are three work days this week and I have four days to decompress. I need it. I have a lot to tell and I'll probably try and get some things written at my mom's on Thanksgiving while my brother is watching football. I am going to try and get there early and commandeer the television and watch Ocean's Thirteen before football starts.

Then Friday morning I am doing the Green Friday thing. Four hours of chaos and 90% my Christmas shopping is done. Well worth it. I am something of an expert at after-Thanksgiving shopping.

Maybe I'll write a blog about that.

Monday, November 5, 2007

HDDVD Thus Far

So I raced home and hooked my HDDVD player up and popped in CHICAGO to watch. Now I know it's supposed to upconvert and make the image look better but to be honest I'm not seeing it. Granted, I haven't done the Pepsi challenge with this and my old one but it doesn't seem noticeable.

I realize I have an HD player and nothing to watch on it. So I drive down to the Marion Theatre (
www.themariontheatre.org) to talk to Brian because I know he had some HD titles and he lends me THE SEARCHERS, THE ADVENTURES OF ROBIN HOOD, KING KONG and some documentary called documentary BLUE PLANET. I truly love the Peter Jackson version of KING KONG and I'll commit sacrilege by saying it's better than the original. It's everything the original is and it had fully developed characters. I wanted to watch ROBIN HOOD and SEARCHERS because I want to see what HD does for a fifty year old movie.

So then I went to my friend Heidi's and dropped the one I picked up for her off. We hooked it up and kicked in KONG. Her TV is a 50" Vizio LCD. Again, it's super clear but not so much that I hate DVD now. I suppose this is a good thing since I own 1200 DVDs. I find in DVD there is sometimes a grain to objects in the background, HD doesn't do that. I don't know... it's just not as earthshaking as I would have hoped. Luckily I was in the market for a DVD player anyway and this one was $50 more.

Now, in HD's defense, I bought some generic HDMI cable from Big Lots. It was $12 instead of the standard $35. It may just be cheap cable not doing it justice.

Oh, and here's another thing: I am watching REQUIEM FOR KRYPTON, the documentary on SUPERMAN RETURNS and there is obvious grain around the names of the people on the frame. What the hell? I don't ever remember anything like that on DVD.

So I wake up Saturday morning at like 3:30a (I hate sleeping) and watch PITCH BLACK and noticed the display is goofy. It's showing the movie running time is one hour and ninety-four minutes which doesn't even make sense. So I take it back to Wally World and exchanged it and I bought it and a copy of SLEEPY HOLLOW since it was on sale and I sold my DVD copy in some kind of rush to get HD. So now I have one lonely disc.

I am on vacation soon and then away on business for the next few days. When I get back I am going to check the HDMI cable (I also noticed I wasn't getting Dolby Digital on my receiver so something is wrong somewhere).

Later.

Friday, November 2, 2007

I Got Mine!

So I was up nice and early today and went to Wally World for my HDDVD player. I actually went to two in case there were limited supply I could hit the one by my house and then the one by work. Ended up at the one by work and there was a line of about five people before I realized there was a line (then it was ten). Most of them wanted cheapo plasma TVs and laptops. I waited about twenty minutes and they started taking requests and a big pallet of HDDVD players gets wheeled out and I realize I am in the wrong line. I don't even need to be in a line. So me and about four people bolt out and get our players and when the Blue Vest handing them out turns his head I snag another one from the stack. Two for me, bitches! Actually the second one is for my friend Heidi.

So I am kind of stoked. I have to return some stuff after work and fix some PCs and rewire my home theatre. I am on vacation in Washington DC next Wednesday so I want to get as much done this weekend as possible. You know, in the event I die in a flaming plane crash, my mom doesn't come to my house and find out I live like those people on the news with four kids, sixty-seven cats and no electricity.

Check out my new link to that YouTube video. It's for movie nerds but it's awesome.

Jim out!

Thursday, November 1, 2007

It's ALIVE! It's ALIVE!

Got my Xbox replaced last night. Gamestop is not selling replacement warranties anymore so I went to http://service.xbox.com/ and registered that bad boy. It takes about a minutes and you just enter your contact info and the sixteen digit serial number from that back (which is also available from the dashboard system blade. Highly recommend as this is my fourth console. From now on it's Microsoft's problem.

I also went to Wally World and bought a HDMI upconverting Philips DVD player and quite frankly I can't tell the difference. I only played with one movie (CHICAGO (2002)) and it looked great but didn't make me jump up and down.

So then this morning I get to work and Engadget.com and Gizmodo.com are reporting Wally World is going to have their $200 Toshiba HDDVD for $100. SOLD! No more calls, we have a winner! So I am going to take the Philips I bought for $50 back and kick in another $50 and get it. And you get five free movies to boot.

I'll have to be there fresh and early before the obese inbreds arrive on their scooters looking for $400 laptops and Soft Batch cookies. I'll report on how that works out for me tomorrow.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

It's Dead Jim...

My Xbox 360 died again. This is the third time. I went to Gamestop Sunday and they didn't want to replace it saying something about the home office wants their replacement plan to kick in after the Microsoft three year warranty expires. They were going to call the manager to override it on his day off and I said don't bother, I know him, I used to work for him, I'll call him myself. I did and he said my warranty is still good.

I use my Xbox as my all-purpose entertainment system. Movies, music, videos and games. I like knowing what all my friends are doing like a twenty first century Gladys Krabitz. There is Amy playing Dance Dance Revolution. There is Tony watching a movie. There is Dusty listening to music. Is Yuri ever going to stop playing Halo 3. But mostly I watch movies. Lots of movies.

What realy cheeses me off is I know fifteen people who 360s (people I know, I have met, been to their homes... not randoms from online). Only two of us have had to have our systems replaced. I do ride mine like a cheap busty whore.

So I decided to get a new DVD player and take some of the heat off the 360. I have three already but I can get a Philips upconverting DVD for under $50 at Wally World. It goes 720p/1080i which is as high as my TV goes. I'm curious to see the quality difference.

Wish me luck.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Mark Millar's Superman Dilemma...

It broke this weekend that Dan Harris and Michael Doughterty, the screenwriters for X2 and Superman Returns would not be back for the Superman sequel. Warners is actually taking pitches from writers. This is unheard of.

Mark Millar, comic writer for The Ultimates wanted the gig. He's a Superman whore and makes no illusions about it. On a recent episode of Fanboy Radio he said writing the Superman comic is his dream gig and he has about 200 pages of notes for when the opportunity presents itself. He got his agents at CAA to arrange a meeting. Twelve hours later he didn't get this gig.

In the end, he's under contract to Marvel Comics. Warner's can't hire contracted Marvel writers. It's sad but understandable. J Michael Stryzisidknmsnkj-ski commented on his website that he's seen it happen before. Whenever a movie gets made from a comic, every comic writer associated with the project wants that gig. Imagine if you didn't give it to any of them and instead gave it to a guy who works for the competition and has never written Superman. John Byrne and Roger Stern would probably meet you in a parking lot and bash you good with their Eisner Awards.

Of course, I wrote a Superman screenplay almost ten years and can't find the damn thing to send to the guy who reads my screenplays. I so suck.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954, 79m, G, Adventure/Horror)

Originally published at www.themariontheatre.org.

Richard Carlson
Julie Adams
Richard Denson
Directed by Jack Arnold

"The boys around here call it "The Black Lagoon"; a paradise. Only they say nobody has ever come back to prove it."

The Universal Monsters were dead. They had been for years. They had a good run for almost fifteen years becoming the Gold Standard in horror films. By 1954 the last relevant Universal monster movie, House Of Frankenstein had was ten years old. Universal had started pairing the classic monsters up with the comedy duo Abbott & Costello (who were probably past their prime) to squeeze an extra buck out of the franchises. Try to imagine Twentieth Century Fox today making Martin Lawrence Meets Predator and you're in the right ball park.


Then came the Creature. Some prefer the Gill-Man but I always thought that sounded like a bad Space Ghost villain. It's hard to imagine it now but the Creature From The Black Lagoon was the Alien of its day. When you look at the movie monsters that came before it, they're essentially men in masks. Frankenstein is a flat head and bolts but the guy's wearing a blazer and a turtleneck. The Wolf Man has furry hands and feet but it's the transformation that sells that effect. In fact, most of them you could probably get as Halloween costumes. The Creature was different. He was an effect from head to toe and he looked real... well, 1950s real.

I always find it interesting when time goes by and morals change and you look at a movie in a different way than it was intended. Watching Cruella De Vil in 101 Dalmatians knowing her gaunt, fur-wearing, chain-smoking self is ten times more vulgar now than it was in the 1960s now that those things are out of fashion. I watch Black Lagoon and clearly I side with the Creature. He wasn't bothering anyone, minding his own business and not only are there intruders, they're bent on killing him. He's like those mountain lions that wander into neighborhoods or the crocodile that grabs a kid in three feet of water. If I found a crocodile in my living room I'd try and kill it (who am I kidding, I'd call someone for that as I screamed like a nine-year-old girl). There is a part of me that thinks they were asking for it.

Then there is that music cue. If you've seen the movie you know what I mean. It's the cue that warns you something is going to happen and it's used about a dozen times too many and I laugh whenever I hear it. It's a precursor to the cha-cha-cha that precedes Jason Vorhees in a Friday The 13th movie.

The story isn't much different that modern slasher movie. A bunch of people go some place they don't belong, tamper with the natural order of things and the Creature kills a bunch of people. Now it's campy but it's fun. People are more sophisticated now. My father told me stories of people fainting during screenings of Frankenstein (1931) when now that wouldn't scare a ten year old. My eight-year-old nephew recently stumbled across The Blob (1958), laughed, and suggested the stop it with a giant biscuit.


There were two sequels to Black Lagoon (Revenge Of The Creature (1955) and The Creature Walks Among Us (1956)) and as usually the case, all degrading in quality from the original. I have a friend who affectionately refers to the trilogy as Revenge Of The Creature From The Black Lagoon Who Walks Among Us. The third ends with the Creature being burned and through reconstructive surgery make him look more human which really makes him look more like a dork and reinforces my theory that man can't leave well enough alone.

FIVE THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT "CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON"

  1. Portions of the film were shot at the Silver Springs Theme Park as well as Jacksonville FL.
  2. In much of the production art the Creature is portrayed with bright red lips. Although the film is black & white, the actual Creature lips are a lighter shade of moss green.
  3. It's the only classic Universal Monster exclusively owned by the studio. All the other characters are public domain (Frankenstein's Monster, Dracula, The Invisible Man) or premises (The Wolf Man, The Mummy).
  4. The original design for the creature was less scale-like and more like an eel. When the concept was abandoned it was to be reused for a female creature in a sequel but never was.
  5. Clint Eastwood appears in the sequel, Revenge Of The Creature (1955), as an uncredited scientist.

I need an intervention...

My good friend Nita Nelson met me for lunch with a bag full of movies some guy she works with was selling for $2 a piece. Two bones! You can't want away from that. I'll but almost anything for $2 except Lethal Weapon 3 because I don't want it tainting my shelves.

I have to stop this. I bought eleven movies from this guy a few weeks ago before his yard sale and another nine today. Yuri the Mad Venzuelan and I built shelves in my condo a few months ago and I am almost out of room. I say when I run out of space I am going to start combing through and getting rid of the stuff I don't need. I shouldn't be forced to do that. This is America.

It's like I am in Sophie's Choice.

So anyway, for eighteen bucks I got:

  1. Black Hawk Down (I think my mom is in the movie, too).
  2. Higher Learning (John Singleton remains the most underrated director in Hollywood)
  3. Monty Python The Meaning Of Life (One more wafer...).
  4. Phone Booth (it's like a movie Larry Cohen wrote on a dare).
  5. Wild Things (the beginning of the Bill Murray renassaince).
  6. Memento (an overrated one-trick pony but worth $2).
  7. Pitch Black (goofy little sci-fi movie that's a lot of fun until someone tried to make Dune out it's sequel).
  8. The Gift (Sam Raimi all growed up before he went all Spider-Man on me, Keanu Reeves actually acts, Greg Kinnear all swarmy, Hillary Swank's Wall 'O Teeth and Katie Holmes gets naked... what's not to like?)
  9. Whale Rider (which I haven't seen but Ebert & Roper couldn't stop beating off to it the year it came out so that's worth $2).

This is on top of the other eleven I got from this guy a few weeks ago, Lifeboat, Gung Ho the special edition of Bram Stoker's Dracula Columbia finially got off their asses and released after seven years and I'll probably buy Transformers by the end of the week because I am into serious bot-on-bot action.

Night Of The Living Dead (1968, 96m, R, Horror)

Originally published at http://www.themariontheatre.org/.

Duane Jones
Judith O'Dea
Karl Hardman
Directed by George A Romero

"They're coming for you, Barbara!"

Zombies scare the hell out of me. They always have and I'll tell you why: At some point in all zombie movies there'll come a point where you will either have to kill your loved ones (sure, they're already dead but you're splitting hairs) or they will, literally, tear you apart. Coming from an environment where my father consistently told us as children that our parents would never hurt us and the only people you can always depend on were family, this is truly disturbing. Zombie movies have survivors but no winners.


Johnny and Barbra are visiting their father's grave in rural Pennsylvania. Johnny, doing what older brothers are supposed to do, begins creeping out his sister when a man appears and grabs her. Johnny struggles with the man and is knocked unconscious. Barbra flees to an abandoned farmhouse where she meets Ben who's pretty much in the same situation.

A key factor in horror is isolation. It preys on a common fear (or is it a fact) that we're at our most vulnerable by ourselves. Once they're in that farmhouse, they know how bad they have it... but not how bad everyone else has it. Even if they could get out, how far could they go and how worse does it get? For better or worse they aren't alone and when the inclusion of other survivors should increase their chance for survival, it quickly lessens as it becomes every man for himself. Trust no one.

Duane Jones is the lead actor and this is groundbreaking for several reasons. In 1968, for the lead and the hero to be African-American and not named Sidney Poitier was unheard of. Shaft (1971) and the Blaxploitation genre would still be three years away. Not to undermine Poitier, Jones wasn't playing the docile African-American male white America tolerated and maybe even liked. Jones is playing a very hard, take-charge character that has no problem telling everyone in the house what they were going to do. Imagine that scene in In The Heat Of The Night (1967) where Sidney Poitier's Virgil Tibbs smacks that guy in the greenhouse... that's Ben the entire movie. Ben isn't a stereotype. He is articulate, calm and smart; qualities rare in African-American males in horror movies forty years later where they are generally played as streetwise thugs or arrogant jocks.

I always viewed Night Of The Living Dead as a microcosm of class after the Civil Rights Movement. The younger couple ready to move forward regardless of who is their leader, the older couple (specifically the male) hesitant to give up his authority and in the end none of this will matter because their undoing will be by someone not thinking clearly in the first place.

Romero made three sequels to Night Of The Living Dead (they're listed below) and the upcoming Diary Of The Dead (2008). People will tell you they are commentaries on society but sell that to the tourists, I'm not buying that. Romero never struck me as that cerebral a filmmaker. The sequels descend into excessive gore in less claustrophobic (read: threatening) environments with progressively worse acting and implausible situations (even for a zombie movie). Maybe zombies in a mall is an allegory to American consumerism and maybe it's just zombies stumbling up escalators for cheap laughs. Training a flesh-eating zombie to be your pet in an underground military bunker you stocked with overacting mercenaries is just silly. I am a fan of Land Of The Dead (2005) mostly because there are believable actors and do believe it's about class.

One last thing: There were zombie movies before Night but nobody really cares. This is the one that mattered. It's interesting that Romero establishes rules that other people have adhered to in the genre (head shots, brain eating, etc) when even he doesn't follow them. In the sequels you'll see the zombies evolve. They go from being afraid of fire in the first film to being able to fire guns in the fourth (don't ask, it's just works better than you would think). I always like the idea that unlike horror slashers, vampires and what-have-you, Romero was always trying to make his ghouls scarier... and nothing is scarier than zombies...


...except running zombies.

FIVE THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

  1. The film is #93 on the American Film Institute's 100 Years, 100 Thrills.
  2. The word zombie is never used in the film.
  3. Writers George A Romero and John Russo had conflict over the direction the sequels should take. Romero wanted to continue making horror films and Russo wanted to make them as comedies. A lawsuit later a court decided Romero could have the actual rights to the Night Of The Living Dead sequels while Russo retained the rights to the phrase "Living Dead" to use in an "alternate line" of sequels. The Russo comedy sequels are The Return Of The Living Dead (1985) and the four sequels that followed it. Not coincidentally, the first Russo sequel appeared less than one month after the assumed end of Romero's Dead trilogy (Day Of The Dead (1985)). His next film would be Land Of The Dead twenty years later.
  4. The film was never properly copyrighted and has lapsed into public domain. There have been two remakes (the 1990 version sanctioned by Romero and a 3D version in 2006), a re-edited 30th Anniversary Edition with new footage (shot by co-writer John Russo) and almost thirty versions available on DVD. To further confuse things, there has been a remake to the second sequel (Dawn Of The Dead (1978/2004) and the third sequel (Day Of The Dead (1985/2007) and although they are not sequels to each other but both star actor Ving Rhames playing different characters. My brain hurts.
  5. George A Romero was approached to direct the film version of the videogame Resident Evil (2002). He had his assistant play the entire game, videotape it and used the tape as the basis for his screenplay. His draft was subsequently rejected and he left the project.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) is coming!

A few months ago I the Marion Theatre in Ocala reopened. The theatre was the original movie house in Ocala having opened in 1941. It closed decades ago and was replaced eventually by the sixteen-plexes that have made a beach-head in every city in America.

I have been helping them with their programming and one of the things I felt strongly about was showing horror movies in October (so crazy it just might work). They have an image they are trying to keep of a classy, cultured theatre and I love that but I also love a theatre that smells like beer and peanuts.

The one thing I really wanted to happen was a showing of a real horror movie. Something you couldn't mistake for something else. I got my wish and they will be showing the original Tobe Hooper The Texas Chain Saw Massacre from 1974. They are showing it twice, Saturday October 26 and 27 at midnight. Please tell everyone you know.

www.themariontheatre.org

Friday, October 19, 2007

Poltergeist (1982, 114m, PG, Horror)

Originally published at www.themariontheatre.org.

Craig T Nelson
JoBeth Williams
Beatrice Straight
Directed by Tobe Hooper

"It knows what scares you. It has from the very beginning. Don't give it any help, it knows too much already."

It's 1980. Steven Spielberg is shooting Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981) and Columbia Pictures is asking for a sequel to Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1978). He really doesn't want to make one (after watching what Universal did sequel-izing Jaws (1975)) and suggests something similar instead. He develops Night Skies. The story of hostile aliens who descend on a farm and hold a family hostage as they conduct experiments on the life forms they find. One of them, slightly slow, is berated by the other aliens for being weak and befriending the family's children. The story ends with other aliens punishing the kind alien leaving him stranded and alone on Earth knowing he'll die. Spielberg told this story to Melissa Matheson, Harrison Ford's then-girlfriend moving her to tears. The idea of being punished for being kind touched her and she asked if she could write that story. Spielberg agreed.
Melissa Matheson took the idea of the stranded alien and wrote ET - The Extra-Terrestrial (1982). Spielberg took what was left; the family threatened by the otherworldly, and developed Poltergeist.


The Freelings house is so much like every other house that if the address numbers were removed you probably couldn't find it. Unlike the house that overlooks the Bates Motel (Psycho (1960)) or The Amityville Horror (1979, 2005) we've all been in this house. Some of us live in it now. There is nothing gothic about the beige stucco or drywall interior. There are no creepy windows that form an ominous face from the outside. The scariest part of the Freeling's house is that it's my house. It lulls you into a false sense of security and you like these people. The belligerent teenage daughter, the neighbor you can't stand, the dead family pet.

Then the TV People arrive, contact little Carol Anne and suck her into limbo through a television.

There is no warning as to what's in store for this family. I always thought that if Torrences looked closely at the pictures in the lobby of the Overlook Hotel in The Shining (1980), they would have got the hell out, blizzard be damned. In The Amityville Horror the Real Estate Agent actually tells them there were five murders here a few years ago and they still buy the house. I don't care of the ghost of Gary Cooper shows up every midnight and performs selections from The Wedding Singer: The Musical, keep my deposit, I'm out.

Poltergeist is smart enough to find what scares you at your root. It knows what children are scared of: Gnarled trees, closets, weird shadows, thunderstorms and being separated from their parents. And it knows what adults are scared of: losing their children.

The best horror films always involve children and Spielberg one-ups it by not using the standard creepy kid (see The Shining, The Exorcist (1973) or any Japanese horror movie that's been remade in the last five years). He gives us Carol Anne Freeling. Cherubic and adorable. Heather O'Rourke's Carol Anne Freeling is cute without begging for it (which is often the only trick child actors have). Not to cheapen his skills, there has never been a better director of children than Steven Spielberg. ET - The Extra-Terrestrial, Close Encounters Of The Third Kind, Indiana Jones & The Temple Of Doom (1984), Jurassic Park (1993), Empire Of The Sun (1987) and AI Artificial Intelligence (2001). The performances he gets from children are never contrived or forced. When they tell you to avoid working with children and animals Spielberg does it and makes it something to add to a resume.
I hate funny horror movies. I call them comedies. Real horror movies don't make jokes or set up gags. Real horror movies try to scare me. There is humor in Poltergeist but not at the expense of the horror. A lot of horror movies make the mistake of not taking themselves seriously or going so far over the top you have to laugh at them. There is a scene where the Craig T Nelson shows Carol Anne's room to the paranormal investigators and we chuckle before he opens the door but because of how calm they are and although we don't know what's on the other side of the door, we know they aren’t prepared for it. When the door opens, Beatrice Straight's reaction isn't played for laughs. She doesn't flee, arms flailing. She's horrified. This follows to the next scene where she can barely hold her hands level. She truly looks horrified and if we are laughing it's because inside we're thinking, "We told you so."

Let me rewind to my favorite scene in all of Poltergeist. It's a key scene and it's easy to forget because it isn't flashy and the only effect in it is Craig T Nelson's acting. It's the scene where he goes to get help. He's taken his son and daughter elsewhere and left his wife alone in the house with what we'll soon be referring to as "The Beast." He's a man at his edge. He tells his story, his face obstructed and when the camera pans to his expression and you see this worn, beaten, exhausted man, my heart sinks a little. You usually don't get that kind of emotion in a horror film because most horror films are about self-preservation. Spielberg knows effects aren't scary if there isn't purpose and emotion behind them.

Okay, I've said Spielberg's name about a hundred times now and those paying attention are thinking, "who's this Tobe Hooper who's name is listed as director?" Tobe Hooper is the guy listed as Director on the credits if you're one to believe credits. In the early eighties Steven Spielberg became a brand. His name was slapped on everything he produced knowing people would associate it with the films he directed. Poltergeist was one of the first of these films released under 'Steven Spielberg Presents' banner. Tobe Hooper was hired to direct. Hooper came to fame directing The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) and if you watch that film and anything else he's directed you'll see very little in common with Poltergeist. Watch a handful of Spielberg films (pick whichever you like) and the only way it'd be more obvious he directed Poltergeist is if they put his name on it. I've seen several documentaries on the making of Poltergeist and laugh every time they cut to Spielberg with his 'Producer' caption as he's standing on the set with a megaphone and giving actors, what do they call that, direction. If you watch the film you see those Spielberg trademarks. The subtle humor (stacking chairs), the moments of awe (tennis balls from the ceiling) and Godlight (any time Spielberg can have shafts of light penetrating a frame, he will).

Forget they made two more of these films, each complicating a twist that was remarkably simple the first time around. Forget the baggage of The Poltergeist Curse that apparently has followed the movie and a forgettable TV series that had nothing to do with the film. Forget that Hillary Duff has been threatening me with her as an adult Carol Anne in Poltergeist IV for the past few years. Just remember when this was just a good old-fashioned haunted house movie.
Except it was my house.



FIVE THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT POLTERGEIST

  1. Dominique Dunne (Dana Freeling) was strangled by her boyfriend. She died several days later on November 22, 1982. She was 22. Poltergeist was her only theatrical film.
  2. Heather O'Rourke (Carol Anne Freeling) died February 1, 1988 at age 12. It's been an urban legend she died from pneumonia from the refrigerated sets used for Poltergeist III (1988). She actual died from complications of Crohn's Disease.
  3. Beatrice Straight (who plays paranormal investigator Dr Lesh) has a Best Supporting Actress Academy Award for Network (1976). She is in the film for five minutes and forty seconds.
  4. Despite being a horror film, no one ever dies.
  5. The line "They're here" is #69 on the American Film Institute's 100 Years, 100 Quotes. It's also the tagline for the film.